Finding a new roommate is a nightmare waiting to happen. You never know
what sort of twisted perverted psycho freak will end up sleeping under
the same roof. I unfortunately had to settle with some
dweeby nerd that talks about the geekiest . I just tune that loser out
whenever we are in the same room, except when I couldnt help noticing
him hiding his boner when I came into the living room
after fucking a really hot guy. I figure its time to take this
opportunity to lay down some ground rules for the house. Youre allowed
to touch yourself to me, I know you cant help yourself, but dont
make a mess on my sofa. Lets face it, youll never be one of those sexy
hunks that get to fuck me, but as my roommate you get the pleasure of
watching me tease you before and after sex. And, for the
reward of jerking it to your hot roommates perfect body, you will be
